Knife Quotes and Knife Puns with Survival Quotes

And Quotes for Knife Engraving

Here are some funny knife quotes and knife puns to lighten your day. These jokes are not to be taken too seriously but the quotes are inspirational.

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Here are some  favorite knife quotes and knife puns

Feel for others–in your pocket.
– Charles Haddon Spurgeon-

Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife.
– Margaret Fuller-

“The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood.”
Buddha (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)

“Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers”
– African Proverbs

You gotta remember: we’re musicians… we’re just crazy people who can’t get along sometimes. I’ve definitely come to the table with my knife in my pocket a couple of times; you know how it is. It’s part of being human. Now add fame and money and all that rock and roll craziness to it – we’re lucky we don’t eat each other in this industry!
-Corey Taylor

Other knife quotes and knife puns plus survival quotes:

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
-Louise Brooks

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
– Rabindranath Tagore

I do not weep at the world I am too busy sharpening my oyster knife.
– Zora Neale Hurston

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
– Lao Tzu

With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.
– Jewish Proverb-

You always know when Danny (D’Angelo) is coming. You hear him first (because of the Tic Tacs in his pocket) and then you smell him (because he uses way too much cologne!)
– John McNerney-

“A knife-wound heals, but a tongue wound festers.”
– Turkish Proverb

“My body is a journal in a way. It’s like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist.”
– Johnny Depp (American film Actor. b.1963 Owensboro, Kentucky, USA)

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“If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say”
– Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)

“There was always someone ready to cut the heir with a knife”
– Terry Pratchett (English Writer, b.1948)

Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction.
-John Owen

You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.
– John Adams, Instructions to his son Johnny in the biography “John Adams” by David McCullough (p. 19)-

Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
– English Proverb-

English knife quotes and knife puns….

I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere.
– Marissa Mayer-

“If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips”
– African Proverb

“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?”
– Stanislaw Lee

Here are some Survival Quotes

These are some wilderness survival quotes along with other famous short survival poems for the survivor in all of us or those with lots of strength and a survivalist attitude.

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Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it’s lonely here,
there’s no one left to torture

Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that’s an order!

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that’s left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I’ve seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won’t be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
has crossed the threshold
and it has overturned
the order of the soul

When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant

You don’t know me from the wind
you never will, you never did
I’m the little jew
who wrote the Bible

I’ve seen the nations rise and fall
I’ve heard their stories, heard them all
but love’s the only engine of survival
Your servant here, he has been told
to say it clear, to say it cold:

It’s over, it ain’t going
any further
And now the wheels of heaven stop
you feel the devil’s riding crop

Get ready for the future:
it is murder
Things are going to slide …
There’ll be the breaking of the ancient
western code
Your private life will suddenly explode

There’ll be phantoms
There’ll be fires on the road
and the white man dancing

You’ll see a woman
hanging upside down
her features covered by her fallen gown
and all the lousy little poets
coming round
tryin’ to sound like Charlie Manson
and the white man dancin’

Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima

Destroy another fetus now
We don’t like children anyhow
I’ve seen the future, baby:
it is murder
Things are going to slide …
When they said REPENT REPENT …

-Leonard Cohen

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
Survival Of The Fittest – Poem by Edwina Reizer

When the lion roars and makes himself heard
all in the jungle shall listen
As he stalks his prey from hunger he feels
on his face his eyes do glisten.

And as he’s heard all beasts do scatter
in fear, lest they be prey.
Wildebeasts, gnus and even gazelles
try to get away.

For to end up in the bowels means death
and survival comes to an end.
And the anxious ones who make their escape
nervously make their wend.

Luck was with them on this day
and so they graze and feed,
unaware of when the lion will roar.
They’re intent on only their need.

Survival of the fittest in every jungle
reminds me of how we act.
For the world at large is just the same
as we are attacked

by the strong and mighty who feast upon
the weakest of all men.
And so the world we are living in
is just like the lion’s den.

Edwina Reizer

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